Death, Justice and Assassin
by Akuma
Once upon a time, there was an assassin, who became famous because of his
killing rate. He never missed his target and killed them without mercy
or regret. He killed and killed as the days passed until one God
finally got fed up and decided to confront him.
"It's useless to interfere with humans." A ginger haired God tried to
stop him.
The said God only snorted, "With my honor, I swear to stop him! It's
injustice to let him kill the others."
"Do as you like." The other God shrugged and kicked the other God from
heaven. He watched the younger God fall down, ranting and cursing him.
"Good luck, boy."
"AIIIEEEAAAAA "The said God fell onto the earth, right in front of a
person, face first.
"Hn." The person growled. The God looked up and quickly stood,
pointing at the person with messy brown hair. "You!! You're the one!!"
The person raised an eyebrow.
"I know what you are. It's injustice to kill weak people because they
can't fight you back. I'm, as God of Justice, ordered you to stop the
killing." The God said. "If you want only money, I can ask God of
Fortune to give you some."
At the same time after the God finished speaking, a gold coin as big
as a house fell down from the sky and flattened the God.
"Hn." The assassin looked at the coin with no interest and then walked
away.
"Hey! Wait! The flat God crawled out from beneath the coin, swearing
something like doing justice to a certain braided onna later. "So you
don't want money. What about if I ask the God of Beauty to give you some
pretty girls which will serve you anytime and anything you want?"
As soon as the raven haired God finished speaking, some girls came
running toward the assasin, naked. The God of justice only managed to
look at them for one second because the next second he was busy
stopping the blood from his nose.
The assassin looked at the beautiful women, who spread their arms to hug
him. "Hn." With lightning speed, the assassin threw one bomb toward
the women.
The sound of explosion made the God of Justice stopped muttering about
a certain blond God while sticking Kleenex into his nose. He looked up
to see a big hole in front of the assassin. The women were nowhere to
be seen.
"That's it!!! I can't stand this injustice doing. You don't have to
kill them. They are only weak women!!!" The last sentence earned him
another giant coin from God of Fortune.
"Hn." The assassin looked bored and walked away.
"Hey wait!" The poor God shouted from beneath the coin. "You can't get
away like that! If you don't stop killing, I'll ask the God of Nature to
send wild animals to hunt your flesh."
Like the previous time, as soon as the still flattened God finished
speaking, a pack of various animals ran toward them. The said God, who
just managed to get out from beneath the coin, widened his eyes when
he saw Ogre, Hydra, Yeti and Chimera among the animals.
"AIIIIIIYAAAAAA." The God, who sadly couldn't fly, ran to climb the
nearest tree, leaving the assassin behind.
Again, the assassin merely looked at the pack and growled, "Omae o
korosu." Prussian blue orbs glared deadly to the animals. And being
animal they were, they knew death when they saw one and retreated with
a speed twice faster compared when they came.
"Stupid animals!!!" The God of Justice shouted from the tree he was
on and cursed a certain banged God about his incompetent animals. The
tree which was still under the God of Nature's control, quickly threw the
cursing God like a catapult to the ground, face first.
"Hn, baka." The assassin looked at the God as if he was crazy.
"What did you say???" The God bellowed and stood up. "That's it!! You'll
get no more mercy from me!!"
The assassin looked at him and raised an eyebrow as if he was the one
who should be saying those words.
"We Gods are prohibited to take human lives except one God. The God of
Death. And since you like to kill people so much, I'll send you to
him, alive! Let's see what he will do to you, he will probably cut you
into pieces as his food!" The God smirked. "You know why do we give
him hell as his place? Because he can't stop talking! So we have to
put him in some place away from us."
"Hn." The assassin finally seemed to have enough of the God and threw
another bomb at him.
"Ho....how....dare.....you......" The assassin raised an eyebrow as
the now black God tried to stand up. "NO MERCY!! The God shouted and
suddenly the ground beneath the assassin gave way, swallowing him
into the center of planet, where hell was.
Above the ground, the God laughed happily before finally collapsed from
the burns he received from the explosion. The other Gods
sighed from Heaven and shook their heads. Several of them flew down and
took the unconscious God back to Heaven.
Meanwhile, the assassin went down to the bottom of the earth. No fear
was shown on his face as he kept going down and down until his bottom
touched a flat and soft surface. Something encircled his waist and he
looked up to see a pair of violet orbs.
"WOW!! A human!! Alive!!! I just got a report that justice-ranting-God
finally his lost temper with a human. What did you do to him?" God of
Death spoke up happily.
"Hn." The assassin glared as he realized he was sitting on the God's
lap, who was sitting on his throne.
"Hey. Such a beautiful glare! It's sooo cute." The God laughed happily
and pulled the assassin closer to him.
"Omae o korosu." The assassin pulled out his gun from nowhere and
aimed it to the laughing God.
The God laughed harder. "I AM Death. You can't kill me."
The assassin raised an eyebrow and shot the God on the chest, twice.
He smirked when the God looked at him in surprise but he then frowned
as the God didn't bleed.
The God blinked "Whoa, I think I understand why he sent you to me. You
have fear, even of a God. I take it you already tried to kill that
justice-ranting-God, didn't you?"
The assassin growled that his target was still alive and was speaking
happily. He aimed the gun to the God's head but this time the God held
his wrist. "Hey, you are so stubborn... but I like it. I have been bored
here since no one dares to defy me. I think I have to thank that
ranting God for giving you to me. But I'm curious to what you did to
him so he sent you to me. C'mon, tell me."
The assassin growled but answered anyway. "I bombed him."
"WHAT?" The God widened his eyes and laughed uncontrollably. "You
BOMBED him? Hahaha, he must be very pissed off at you. Too bad I
didn't get to see his face. It would be very hilarious! You
should take a picture of him and give it to me, you know."
"Baka." The assassin grunted
"You called me a baka?" The God blinked at the man on his lap and then
grinned. "You know... I think I'm falling in love with you."
The assassin glared at the God but the said God wasn't affected by his
glare and hugged him. "Yup, I am falling in love. Your glare is
sooooooo adorable! And those pouting lips of yours seem delicious.....
hmmm, let me taste them first. " The God dove his head and kissed the
surprised man thoroughly.
"You taste soooo good." The God purred when he pulled away.
"Hn." The assassin glared at the God but not quite as deadly as before.
"You like it, don't you?"
"Hn."
"Want to do it again?"
"Hn."
"I'll take that as a yes." The God grinned and captured the assassin's mouth
again. Soon the kiss deepened as the assassin's hands encircled the
God's neck and opened his mouth to let the God in. The room felt
hotter as the God's hands became wilder and bolder, roaming over the
assassin's body. A loud thump was heard when the God and his prize
moved place from his throne to the floor. As some clothes went flying
from where they supposed to be, the devil guards outside the room
started fanning themselves and moved some distance from the throne room, which
was becoming hotter and hotter.
Soon, moans and groans were heard from the room and the devil guards
scattered away as one of them got burned from the heat radiating from
the room. They dove into the nearest pond as the moans became louder
and waited till they heard their God shout his pleasure before
returning to their posts.
"Hmmmm......" The God purred when he slid out of the assassin's warm
body. "You are the best I've ever had." The God plopped down next to the
assassin and kissed the sated man passionately, pulling him into his
embrace. "I like you. Usually people will get bored by my long chatter
after about a minute and the proof is that the other Gods sent me to the
hell alone. But you're different. You're the first person who let me
do all the talking."
"Hn."
"Want to be my mate?" The God asked, stroking the messy hair of the
assassin.
Hn." The assassin snorted as if he wasn't interested.
"You can't go back to the human world since God of Justice has sent
you here. He wanted me to make you my food but I rather make you my
mate. You can help me taking human lives, you know"
The Prussian blue orbs of the assassin gleamed with interest as he
raised an eyebrow to the God.
"I know you like killing people." The God grinned and stole another
kiss from the assassin. "I am God of Death, remember? If you become my
mate, you can kill as many humans as you like. Of course becoming my
mate also means you and I will be together forever in the hell. I will
screw you at least once everyday. What do you say?"
"Ninmu ryokai."
The God laughed and captured the assassin's mouth in soul searing
kiss. When they parted, the God flipped the assassin onto his stomach.
"Let's do the mating, shall we?"
The assassin looked over his shoulder questioningly as the God seized
his hips, raising them.
"It's a little complicated to explain about the mating process. Just
let me do it, you'll know later the different between mating and
fucking, though there's no different in the pleasure." The God grinned
and entered the assassin.
As the slapping sound began, the devil guards once again bolted away
from their posts to the nearest pond. This time all of hell became
hotter as the God of Death performed his mating process.
Meanwhile far above the hell and earth.
"So has he eaten the human yet?" A God, whose body was full of bandages,
asked the other God.
The blonde God looked at his mirror. As God of Beauty, he used the
mirror to admire his own beauty. He also could use it to look at
anything else he wanted to see but seldom did it because he respected
privacy. He would not have lookd now, it the bandaged God had not threatened
him with his sword..... "Uhm, no."
"What???!!!! How can it be? He should have eaten that human when he
first looked at him! That human will suffer a lot and regret angering
me. Oh I know, he is torturing the human slowly, isn't he?"
"No, actually, the human is having fun."
"WHAAAAAATTTTT???" The bandaged God bellowed. "WHAT'S IS THAT STUPID
GOD DOING??????"
"Uhm.... Mating?"
"MA........ MATING?????? WITH THAT HUMAN???"
"Uhm ...yeah.... He promises to take the human with him when he goes
out killing if the human wants to be his mate...." The blond God
covered his ears as the bandaged God bellowed louder, shaking the
entire heaven.
"INJUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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