Disclaimer: GW characters are not mine.

Feedback : send it to akuma2x1@yahoo.com
Pairings: 2x1
Rating: R
Warning: yaoi, sap, crossdressing

Note : Since there are some peoples who asked for a sequel, I finally finished it. Once again, thanks to Dacia Clark for inspiring it.


My Fair Lady II
by Akuma


Heero opened his eyes lazily. Where was he now? Oh yeah, Duo and he had accomplished the mission, thanked to Julia and Rob who had put the whole ship into the bottom of sea accidentally. Also thanks to his laptop, which had a satellite modem, they could contact some ships, which were sailing near there to help them and the other passengers.

He had sent a message to Une about their mission while Duo and the others checking into their new room in the savior ship. Luckily it wasn't holiday time so there were some empty rooms available for the survivors. They also had to fill some papers for their identities, which turned out to be complicated because almost all of them had left their identity cards in the sunk ship. It was six hours later when they got the room. Exhausted, they entered the room, heading straight for the bed and promptly fell asleep once their heads touched the pillows.

Heero smiled at the last memory and turned his head to the side to see a pair of violet eyes watching him with amusement. "What're you smiling about, love?" Duo leaned forward and kissed his spouse gently.

"Hmm....just about how we got here." Heero murmured while enjoying his husband's kisses over his face. He pulled Duo closer, wanting more of him, but Duo pulled away from the kiss and shook his head.

"I don't think it's a good idea to do that now. If I feel your body, I won't be able to hold myself."

"Then don't hold yourself." Heero lifted his head, wanting to taste his husband's lips again, but Duo held him still.

"Not that I want to hold myself, but I just remembered something more important to do right now."

Heero raised an eyebrow, wondering what was more important than making love for the first time with his husband.

"We don't have any clothes save the one we are wearing right now." Duo explained.

Heero blinked, "You mean we have to buy clothes first?"

Duo nodded, "I totally forgot about this one yesterday. I suggest we do it now. We have wasted our time by sleeping through the night. I can only hope the other passengers will leave some for us."

Heero cursed and quickly got up. No way he would spend his second honeymoon in a dress!!! He had had enough of wearing dress!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

SOLD OUT

Heero glared at the board hanging in front of the shop. There was only one shop selling clothes in this ship and he was staring at the said shop. Sold out! All the clothes had been sold out! Heero's mind only thought about one word : INJUSTICE!!!

He kept glaring at the said board, as if hoping the board would get frightened and change the writing on it. But of course it didn't happen. Still, he kept glaring at the board as his braided husband pulled him away from the spot. It didn't help that in the midway, he tripped on his long dress and fell on the floor, face first. Not fair! Really not fair! Heero wanted to scream as loud as he could.

Heero was trying to stand up, helped by Duo when someone walked toward them and bumped into him, causing him to fall onto the floor again, this time back first. And to make a matter worse, his bumper fell onto him, pinning him onto the floor. Heero could hear something snapped inside his head. That was it! Whoever this person was, they would be the first to die!!!! The shop's owner would be the second.

Heero was ready to grab the gun hidden beneath his dress when Duo spoke up, "Sally?"

The Japanese youth blinked and looked at the bumper. From the twin softness he felt pressed on his chest, this person certainly a female, with chestnut braided hair. Sally? Sally Po??????? What the....

Suddenly he felt the weight on his torso disappear and heard a surprise exclaim. "Maxwell! And who is...Yuy! It's you! What are you two doing here?"

Heero knew the voice. It was Wufei's. He looked up from where he was lying and saw the Chinese boy holding Sally in his arms. His mind was trying to process what on the earth these two doing in this ship when he felt someone lifting him into their arms.

"Are you okay, love?" Duo's concerning tone snapped Heero from his surprise. He turned and saw Duo eyeing him, searching for some injuries.

"I'm fine." Heero grunted and turned to the Chinese boy and his companion, who looked surprise. "What are you two doing here?"

Wufei turned to Sally questioningly and Sally nodded her head. He turned back to Duo and Heero. "I think we better talk about this in our room." With that he turned and walked away, carrying Sally in his arms. Duo quickly followed the Chinese boy, also carrying Heero in his arms. Heero let him, not wanting to walk while wearing the damn dress. Moreover, he liked being carried by his husband.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"So you getting onto our targeted ship is just a purely coincidental." Wufei looked at his guests, who were sitting on the couch across the bed he and Sally were sitting. They had told them how their mission went and thus explained why they were here. "Sinking the ship, hmm.... It maybe a good idea. You don't have to search where the weapons were hidden."

"You haven't located the place yet, Wufei?" Duo asked. "It has been two days and you still haven't managed to find it. The weapons are surely hidden very well then."

Wufei coughs a little. "Uhm, yeah. You can say like that....."

Unfortunately Sally didn't agree with the Chinese boy. She cuffed his head and turned to Duo, "He lied. He hasn't searched for the weapons. We were just about to start the searching when I bumped into Heero."

"Sallyyyy."

"Don't you dare denying it. You spent these two days screwing me silly!" Sally smirked smugly while Duo fell into hapless laughter. It looked like the Chinese boy had finally surrendered resisting the braided woman.

Heero just smirked, "Screwing her silly? Really, Chang, I thought you were a gentleman that could hold yourself when it comes to deal with females. What happened to your honor?"

"That onna took it." Wufei mumbled and got another cuff from Sally.

"Not just a plain 'onna', I'm your wife, Chang Wufei. You'll get nothing from me if you don't want to fix that ego of yours."

"Okay, okay, my wife took my honor, happy?" The Chinese boy grunted.

Sally just smiled and kissed her husband. "Happy."

"Congratulation Sally, Wufei." Duo grinned." It looks like the temporary wedding will shift into eternal one, ne? Une'll be surprise when she knows what this mission did to her subordinates."

Heero just snorted when he noticed the wink from his husband. He would not give any comments about that.

"Thank you, Duo." Sally smiled and happily leant against his husband. "How about you two?"

Wufei encircled his hand around his wife's waist and grinned at Duo. "Yeah, how about you two? Looking from how you carried Yuy, I think you have something to tell us as well, Maxwell."

"Not Yuy." Heero snorted.

"Huh?" Wufei looked at the Japanese boy as if he just grew two heads.

"There's no Yuy here, Wufei." Duo laughed as Wufei's jaw dropped onto the floor. He reached Heero around the waist, pulling the boy closer to him, and turned to the other pair. "Want an introduction, guys?" Duo kissed Heero's cheek lightly. "Meet my spouse, Heero Maxwell."

"We're married legally and forever like you too, Chang." Heero smirked and kissed his husband on the mouth passionately.

Wufei could only stare while Sally giggled and closed Wufei's jaw gently with one finger. "You lost the bet, Fei dear."

"The bet?" Heero pulled away from the kiss and leant against Duo, just like Sally did.

"He bet that you need more than one week to finally accept the marriage." Sally smiled.

"And what did you bet on for this?" Duo asked.

Sally just smiled and retrieved something from her pocket, dangling it in front of them. Duo laughed again while Heero smirked as the Chinese boy blushed and grabbed the furred handcuff from his wife, stuffing it beneath the pillow. "Nice bet, Chang."

"Shut up, Yu... uh Maxwell."

Heero snickered while Duo laughed louder, making Wufei fuming. "Shut up Maxwell. Both of you!"

"You may want to call them by their sure names, Fei-dear." Sally patted her husband's hands.

"I think he'll learn, Sally." Duo grinned. "Oh, yeah Wufei, before I forgot it, can you lend us some clothes? We were too late getting into the shop and all have been sold out"

Smart Duo! Heero brightened up as he finally could change this damn dress and became a boy once again. He watched as Wufei stood up and opened his luggage, noticing how the luggage mostly filled with gowns and dresses.

"I only bring a few clothes." Wufei rummaged through the luggage. "Sally brings much more clothes than I do. Yu..uh Maxwell, I think you'll have to wear...." Wufei stopped talking as he felt a gun pressed against the back of his head.

"No." Heero growled and released the safety of his gun. "I won't wear another goddamn dress again!"

Sally blinked at the turn of event and looked at Duo, who was trying hard not to chuckle and gave his spouse a sympathy look. "Wufei, you might want to give Heero what he wants."

"I understand, just put the gun down, Yu..uh... Heero." The Chinese boy grunted and took out some of his clothes.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Heero straightened the blue tank top from Wufei and the white spandex Sally gave him. He felt happy as he was fully himself again now. He looked at his husband, who was still wearing the same clothes. Of course Duo didn't feel a need to change his clothes since he wasn't the one who was wearing the damn dress. Heero gave the dress he was holding a glare before shoving it to Sally. "Here, you can have it."

Sally shook her head. "You may want to keep it as a souvenir for your first honeymoon, Heero."

Heero looked back at the dress long before nodding. Sally did have a point there.

KNOCK KNOCK

All of them looked at each other before Wufei spoke up, "Maybe it's ticket checking time."

Sally got up to open the door while Heero stood near the bed, where he couldn't be seen from the door.

The door was opened and Heero could hear a woman talking to Sally. He felt he recognize the voice and looked at Duo who could watch the visitor. His husband turned to him and mouthed 'Shan', making Heero curse and run into the bathroom, which fortunately near him. He heard Shan introducing herself to Sally and Wufei when he closed the bathroom's door.

"Duo! You're here!" Heero could hear Shan's happy exclaim while he hid himself in the bathroom. "Where's Heero? Is she okay? I heard you two were being held hostage and felt so worried."

"Heero is okay, Shan. She is in the bathroom right now." Heero heard Duo's replies and cursed as Duo told Shan where he was. Baka! He should have told that he was in the other room or what! Why did Duo have to tell honestly about it? Oh yeah, he forgot again that Duo never lied.

"Heero?" Heero groaned as he heard Shan's voice near the bathroom's door. What to do now? He couldn't hide forever here. "Heero? It's me Shan."

Heero grimaced and put his voice in higher tone before replying. "Hi Shan, I'm washing my face here."

"Oh, do you need my help there?"

Definitely not!! Heero was panicked. No way he would let Shan see him as a boy. "No, it's okay. I'm done with it. Just wait a minute, I need sometime to straighten my clothes." When Heero realized what he had said, he wanted to bang his head against the wall for his stupid works. He just set the death sentence by himself. Now there was no reason to hide in the bathroom. Kamisama, what should he do now?

Heero fidgeted and then noticed he was kneading something. He looked down at his hands and saw his dress. He had carried it unconsciously when he'd ran into the bathroom. For once, Heero felt grateful for the dress. He quickly changed back into the dress and walked out to meet Shan.

"Heero! I'm glad you're all right." Shan smiled happily and hugged him for a moment.

"I'm glad you are okay too." Heero spoke back and pulled away from Shan. "What're you doing here and where's Kou?"

"Oh, I almost forgot. I want to borrow some clothes for Kou since he was late in buying the clothes. He went to borrow from the other passengers. What are you doing here?"

"Uh I..." Heero urged his mind to find an answer. "Uhm.. same like you, Duo and I are here to borrow the clothes from Sally and Wufei."

"Oh I guess I will have to borrow from another pair then." Shan then excused herself to Sally and Wufei. Heero was about to breathe in relief when Shan turned to him again. "Heero, I hope you and Duo will attend the lunch later. Kou will be happy to see you two."

"Sure." Heero offered a smile while silently praying for a hole to swallow him. He watched as Shan smiled back before closing the door.

Silence quickly filled the room after Sally locked the door. Heero didn't move or sigh in relief. He just looked at the door, not wanting to believe what he had gotten himself into. With Shan here, on the same ship as him, he couldn't be a boy since Shan had known him as a girl. He also realized there would be some other couples, who would recognize him as a girl as well. It would make them very suspicious if he appeared as a boy. So that meant he had to wear a dress till they left this ship. Damn! Heero bowed his head in defeat. Wufei was right. There was no justice!!!

While the Japanese boy bowed his head, Wufei tried hard to stifle his laugh, knowing his life could be the price to pay. Sally just smiled at Heero in sympathy and then looked at Duo, who shrugged his shoulders, trying hard to hold his chuckles. After a minute of silence, Duo finally managed to speak up. "Sally, can you lend Heero some of your clothes?"

Heero wished to kill every dress tailor on earth and the colonies while Sally handed him her gowns.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Heero was silent till they arrived at their own room. He closed the door and just stared at the bundle of gowns and dresses Sally had given to him. He felt Duo approach him. Gentle hands hugged him and a kiss was bestowed on his forehead. "It's only for some days, love." Duo's voice was soothing him.

"I hate wearing dresses." Heero pouted and let Duo maneuver him to sit on the bed. Then he sat down next to Heero.

"I know. But I think you look beautiful in them, love. You should be proud." Duo caressed Heero's back, chuckling slightly at his spouse's unlucky situation.

"I'm not beautiful. You are." Heero murmured, unaware of the slight blush on his cheeks.

"We both are." Duo kissed Heero's neck. "You're beautiful, love, as male and female. So beautiful that I feel I want to keep you in a tower for myself, away from the others."

Heero moaned and tilted his head, giving Duo more space to place his kisses. The Japanese boy felt his husband's hands start undressing him and he reached up to do the same. Soon they were sprawled on the bed, with Duo hovering over Heero and kissing every exposed skin of his spouse. Heero finally managed to pull Duo's shirt off completely. His hands quickly roamed wildly over the bare chest, teasing and prodding the firm plane. His wild exploration made his husband moan in pleasure and for some moments stop undressing him. Heero didn't mind though, as he was too absorbed in making his husband moaned louder. Following instinct, he lifted his head and took Duo's nipple into his mouth, causing his husband to gasp. Hearing it made Heero feel satisfied and intensified his ministration on the said flesh.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

What the..... Heero felt like wanting to kill whoever knocking at their door. He reached for his gun, but couldn't locate his hidden gun beneath his dress. Damn, where was his gun when he needed it?

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Mr and Mrs Maxwell?"

Heero cursed loudly having to cease his sweet torment on his husband while the said husband also cursed in every language Heero could recognize. The Japanese boy sunk back onto the bed and reluctantly let his husband pull away to answer the door. His state of undress made him opt to throw a blanket to cover his body while Duo slipped back into his shirt before opening the door.

"Yes?" Duo spoke up not too gently to the intruder.

"Sorry for interrupting, Sir." Heero peeked from his blanket to see a man in sailor suit standing in front of the door. "The captain has interrogated the criminals and needs your approval about what happened while you two being held hostage. He believes the one day he's given you to rest is enough, and needs to borrow your time now.."

Heero's mind easily put the task of killing the ship's captain on the top of his to-do list.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

He really should have killed the captain once he saw him! Heero cursed silently and looked at the other three occupants in the room. How in the hell could that stupid captain believe Julia's lies and think Duo and him were the terrorists?!

Heero tugged at the cuff on his left hand and heard a snicker from the red head woman sitting across from him, as she was also cuffed on her left hand. "Shut up! I'll kill you once this is over." Yes, Julia was really a bitch. With her desperate expression like the one she used when she entered their room in the first ship, she managed to convince the captain that she and Rob were the hostages and he and Duo actually were the bandits.

Heero growled as he remembered reading Julia's story in the captain's cabin. Julia had written down her own version of the hostage situation. In her story, Duo and him forced her and his husband to act like the terrorists while they pretended to be the hostages. She also pointed out that he and Duo managed to escape unscratched and got onto the lifeboat when the ship sunk down while she and Rob strived to float in the ocean. Not to mention Rob's bruised face and her half naked condition at that moment. That bitch even dared to accuse Duo as her molester!

He also found out they were at the disadvantage when Julia pointed out that Heero even had his laptop with him. How could the hostages escape before the terrorists and even manage to bring a laptop with them without being shot down by the terrorists? Normal hostages of course couldn't do that, but he and Duo weren't normal hostages. And that was another disadvantage for them. Julia even pointed out that was really unusual for honeymoon couples to bring a laptop during their honeymoon.

Heero cursed as he realized his laptop was the cause of the captain's suspicion. He never thought his laptop would make a big problem like this! Of course, they could remedy that situation by telling what they did with the laptop, but that meant revealing their true identities. Unfortunately, they couldn't do that since they practically were still on an enemy's ship and in fear of interrupting Wufei and Sally's mission. Making eyes contact with his husband, Heero could see Duo also had determined not to reveal their identities.

Beautiful face, added with sweet tongue made Julia quickly gain sympathy from the captain. Duo and him of course rebutted all Julia's accusations and told the captain the true story. However, that made the stupid captain confused and couldn't decide which story was the true one. To Heero's irritation and anger, the captain decided to lock the four of them inside an empty room, until he found some proof that could reveal which pair were the real bandits.

"Heero, calm down." Duo spoke up from where he sat next to Julia. Heero looked at his husband's pleading eyes and willed his anger to disappear. The only reason Duo sat there was because his right hand was cuffed onto Julia's left hand. Again, it was Julia, who suggested about this when the captain decided to cuff all of them for caution. The woman told the captain that to prove she was innocent, she didn't mind to be cuffed with Duo, her molester. The stupid captain seemed to look at the red head woman in awe and agreed to the suggestion, which also meant Heero got cuffed with Rob, the real molester among the four of them.

A groan was heard from his left side and Heero turned his head to see Rob's eyes flutter open. After the captain left them in the room alone, Rob began molesting him again. He had knocked down the man in a matter of seconds by punching him in the gut once he felt the man's hands on his body. He glared at the man who blinked awake. "Try touching me again and I'll make sure you never have children."

At the threat, Rob blinked and quickly sat up from where he lay on the floor, trying to move as far away as the cuff on his hand allowed. "Julia! You shouldn't have suggested this cuffing idea to the captain! I'm cuffed onto an amazon woman!" That earned him a punch right on his nose by the still angry Heero that sent him unconscious again. How dare he call him an amazon woman!

"Oh Rob, you're hopeless." Julia rolled her eyes.

"What plan do you have in your mind?" Heero growled again. "You can't escape as long as Duo is cuffed onto you."

"Well, that's simple. I just have to drag him with me then." Julia smiled and ran her free hand over Duo's thigh. But to her surprise, her hand was caught and cuffed with the same cuff as her left hand had. "Since... when..." She stared in disbelief at Duo who was now free and waved a hairpin before her.

Duo stood and smirked. "I have had enough of you. First, you prevent us from having our honeymoon. Second, you make us like the bad ones. I don't care what the captain said about this, but I don't want that molester to go near my wife again." He walked to Heero, who smiled in amusement at his husband. Within second, his hand was freed and together worked on the struggling Julia and unconscious Rob.

Now Julia was cuffed to Rob while Heero looked at the unused cuffs in his husband's hand warily. "Do we really have to cuff ourselves??"

"Well, it's to proof that we are innocent, that we are not trying to run away, just wanting to exchange me and that molester." Duo gave an encouraging smile and cuffed both of them.

"No one will believe you, you know." Julia said from where she was seated with the unconscious Rob.

"We'll see about that later." Duo dismissed the red head woman and pulled his spouse to sit down with him on the wooden floor. "It's not likely everyone believes you. If the captain truly believed you, he wouldn't have put the two of you here."

"Damn." Julia slumped down on the floor. "I never should have choosen both of you as the hostages."

"What are we going to do now?" Ignoring the woman, Heero leaned against the wall, next to his husband, and rested his head on Duo's shoulder, entwining their cuffed hands.

"We wait." Duo rested his head on Heero's head and squeezed his spouse's hand gently.

Heero sighed in exasperation. This sucked. Come to think it, both of them hadn't had a shower and hadn't eaten since yesterday while it was long past afternoon now. Thankfully, they had changed into the fresh clothes Sally and Wufei had given before meeting the captain, but still it was really suck. He swore if he had a chance to choose a place for his honeymoon, cruising would have been at the bottom of his list.

However, the peaceful moment didn't last long as Rob woke up. "Ouch, my nose."

Serves him right. Heero snorted and watched as Rob slowly sat up and Julia explained the situation. Suddenly the door to their room being opened and the captain came in. "Mr and Mrs. Maxwell, I'm sorry for inconvenience. Now that we know you are innocence, please accept my apologize for ever doubting you."

Duo and Heero looked at each other. The braided boy smiled and stood up, followed by his spouse. "How did you know?"

"We set a microphone in this room and from your conversations, especially Mrs Julia's ones, we know we have made a mistake." The captain bowed down. "Please accept our free offer in using all the facilities in this ship as my apology for ruining your plan for today."

Heero was happy now that they were proven innocent. Unfortunately both he and Duo missed the looks exchanged by the other couple and didn't have chance to react when suddenly Julia and Rob jumped the captain and encircled the captain's neck with the chain between their cuffed hands. They used their free hands to pin the captain's hand behind him.

"Don't move!" Rob shouted to the captain's men outside the room while Julia glared warningly to him and Duo.

~*~*~*~*~*~

"Done! We'll reach our hideout in two hours." Julia exclaimed happily.

"You're stupid to believe your plan will work for the second time." Heero growled from the chair he was seated in, hands cuffed behind the back of the chair. The sun had just set down a few minutes ago.

Julia and Rob had taken the captain as their hostage and carried out their original plan. They had ordered all the passengers and ship's crews to get into the lifeboats and leave the ship. Heero just felt pity for the couples, who had have the life boat experience for the second time. Too bad Julia and Rob felt the need to get a revenge on them and decided to keep them in the ship. They had asked the ship's crews to cuff Duo spread eagle between two poles that supported this room before leaving the ship while he, himself, were cuffed into this current position, facing his husband. The captain was already knocked out by Rob and was locked on the room where they had been imprisoned earlier.

"I learn from my mistakes, girl." Julia sneered. "I have turned on the autopilot to our hideout. With his current position, your husband won't be able to release himself this time. And it's really fortunate that this ship is also one of the ships that carried hidden weapons. It seems we won't come back empty handed after all."

"And this time, I make sure I'll have you, pretty girl." Rob grinned predatorily and ran his hand on Heero's thigh.

"Don't. Touch. My. Wife." Duo spat ferociously.

The anger in the braided boy's violet eyes managed to make Rob take a step back before regaining his composure. The man smirked and walked behind Heero. "I'm afraid all you can do is watching I take your beautiful wife here." He bent down and licked Heero's neck, not knowing how dangerous his life was if Heero ever lost control.

Heero turned his head, trying to evade the contact with the man's impudent tongue, but Rob made no attempt to stop and even held his head to stop its movement, tilting it to face the ceiling. When Rob's smirking face came into Heero's line of vision, the Japanese boy growled dangerously when he realized the man was about to kiss him. "Do it and you'll regret it."

Julia turned to Duo after Rob bent down to lick the girl. She smiled teasingly, already ignoring what her husband would do to the girl, and put a finger on Duo's cheek. The young man was furious at the scene before him and Julia found it was arousing to see those violet eyes blazed with fire. "Since your wife will make my husband busy, I think we should get along together too." Those eyes turned to her and Julia found herself feeling uncomfortable when the braided boy grinned. It was not a normal grin. She could tell it was a grin that was reserved for the boy's enemies. "Wh...why do you grin like that?" She spat out, trying to cover her uneasiness.

"You, lady, still didn't learn from your mistake." The braided boy sneered. "Never ever underestimate your enemies."

From behind her, Julia could hear something hit the wooden floor. She turned around and gasped when she saw Heero standing on the floor and pressing one foot on her unconscious Rob. The man was lying on the floor with nose bleeding, obviously being hit once again. "How.... How come...."

"My spouse is much stronger than I am." Duo grinned wider as the woman looked at him in disbelief.

Heero had had enough of talking. He walked toward Julia and put the woman out cold with one blow to her stomach. After kicking the woman aside with his foot, Heero looked at his husband to find the deadly grin had been replaced with a smile. "He didn't manage to kiss you, did he?"

Heero snorted. "You saw my fist kissing his face with your own eyes."

"True, now how about giving your lips to the rightful owner?" The braided boy offered nicely.

The Japanese boy grinned and just did that. He pasted his lips on Duo's and soon felt a tongue wanting to enter his mouth. Crossing his hand behind Duo's head and hugging the braided boy's neck with his arms, Heero opened his mouth and let his own tongue welcomed the invader. It lasted one full minute before they withdrew and gasped for air.

"Very nice kiss, koi. Can you release me now?" Duo tugged on the cuffs on his wrists and ankles.

"No, I like you where you are now." Arms still around Duo's neck, Heero kissed the tip of Duo's nose, which only a few inches from him.

"Come on, love. I haven't given my share to that man." Duo gestured with his chin to the unconscious Rob.

"You still want to beat him?" Heero arched one eyebrow.

"He touched my wife when I told him not to do so." Duo growled. His face was back to business again. Death's business. "No one touches impolitely what is exclusively mine and is left unscratched."

Heero smiled and rested his head on Duo's shoulder, lowering his arms to hug Duo around the waist and kiss his neck gently. "I never thought there would be someone who loved me that much."

Duo's face softened and he smiled a bit. "I love you that much, koi."

"Me too. I felt like strangling that woman when she pasted herself on you." Heero nuzzled into Duo's hair. "Thank you for loving me. The song is right. I really think this is a gift from above to have you here with me." [1]

Duo sighed and brushed his cheek on Heero's hair. "Let me finish with him, love and you can have me like this again later in our own room."

"Really?" Heero pulled away and grinned.

"Well, not in our first time, but yeah." Duo quickly corrected himself.

Heero snorted but withdrew nonetheless. He pulled out his gun from beneath his dress and shot the four cuffed restraining his husband.

"You kept that gun beneath your dress all along?" Duo asked in wonder. "Why didn't you use it earlier?"

"Didn't have a chance to without revealing our identities." Heero slipped his gun back beneath his dress.

Duo nodded and walked toward the slumped man. With a little effort, he grabbed the man's collar and lifted him up, shaking him awake.

Rob's eyes fluttered open and widened to his limit when he saw the grinning boy before him. "I'll teach you what happens when you touch what belongs to Shinigami."

Heero decided not to watch while Duo made the man his personal punching bag and went to tie Julia and then walked to control panel to stop the ship, letting it float on the middle of ocean. When he finished, he turned around and saw Duo was cleaning his fist with Rob's clothing while the man was lying face down on the floor.

Suddenly the door was kicked open and two figures entered, pointing their guns. "Don't move."

Heero quickly turned to the intruders and was about to pull out his own gun when he recognized them. "Wufei, Sally!"

"Yu...uh Heero!" Wufei lowered the gun when he saw the situation was under their control.

Sally meanwhile approached Duo. After checking Duo's bruised fist, she turned to the slumped man. "How is he?"

"He'll live. Though he won't be able to get up from the bed for a month or so." Duo gave final kick to the man and approached Heero. "How did you get back onto this ship again?"

"Get back?" Wufei frowned. "What do you mean?" Sally was as confused as her husband was.

Heero and Duo looked at each other. They then started explaining what had happened, starting from the time they left the couple until now. From Sally and Wufei's expression, it was obvious they both didn't know about the events.

"How can you not know about what happened around you?" Duo asked curiously.

Wufei fidgeted. "Uhm, we got distracted...."

"Distracted?" Heero raised one eyebrow and saw the Chinese boy blushing. A light bulb snapped on in his mind. "Having sex, you mean?" The Chinese boy only blushed redder as the answer.

"Julia and Rob had checked every room in this ship after the other passengers left with the lifeboat. How could they miss you two?" Duo asked again.

Wufei, for once, refused to answer. Looking at her husband, Sally rolled her eyes and answered for him. "They can't check inside the closet, can they?"

Duo burst out laughing at once. "Wufei... you of all the people..... never thought you are the kinky type."

"Shut up, Maxwell." Wufei muttered

"I'm a Maxwell too." Heero pointed out teasingly.

"Well, shut up both of you." The Chinese boy had an urged to throttle both of the Maxwells.

"So what will we do now?" Sally asked once Duo's laughter subsided.

"Have you found the weapons?" Duo asked.

Wufei and Sally shook their heads.

After thinking for some moments, Duo spoke up. "According to Julia, it will take about two hours for the government to locate this ship, but if the ship doesn't move, it will make it more difficult for them to find it. I estimate you two will have six hours to accomplish your mission before this ship is found."

"Just the two of us?" Wufei raised an eyebrow.

"We'll help you after we're done." Duo grinned and swept Heero into his arms. "I have waited too long to consummate our love."

Heero blushed at the Duo's words as his husband carried him out of the room, leaving a jaw dropped Wufei and a smiling Sally.

Five seconds passed in silence before Sally spoke up.

"You lost the bet again, Wufei."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The journey to their room seemed too fast for Heero. He was still enjoying his husband protective arms around him when he felt he was laid onto the bed. "What if they can't find the weapons in six hours?" Heero looked up to his hovering husband.

Duo grinned and leant down, kissing Heero's earlobe while whispering, "We'll sink the ship down then."

Heero's eyes widened for a moment before he burst out chuckling, which soon was muffled by his husband's mouth.

"Mine." The braided boy whispered to his spouse.

Heero smiled and welcomed his husband to confirm the fact physically.





[1] Taken from prequel where Heero sang a song for Duo

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